While miss congeniality is a... movie, the op's screenshot is from "Drop Dead Gorgeous", which is a great satirical movie with Kirsten Dust.
Shellbeach
I help frogs and toads cross the road during mating season and count them.
Oh I didn't see the tiny shoes
A Siamese baker!<3
Find the answer to the prompt "what is it like dating me"
I'll have 3 plants, 1 mushroom, and 1 butt-showing dog please (although is he incompatible with the mushroom?).
Every non German speakers get a tickle when they understand one. I feel like I'm part of a secret circle when I do
Oooouuuh my god I really rwally love it.it makes me all fuzzy and I want to be there.
When we were kids and on holidays, my parents got into a really heated argument about the name of a jam's brand. My mom "it's Hero!", dad " no, it's Delicia!". They were both so adamant, it put a real damp on the entire vacation. Finally back home they went straight to the pantry to check out the name of the jam that was called Hero Delicia. Yeah... that was dumb.
What the witchery?!?


Il est où le cu-cul, elle est où la té-tête?
You guys are right, I'm wrong