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I took the cynical joke to be that the good things here are concepts or emotions, not objects, and as such are not closer than they appear.

Worst outcome: death

Best outcome: mutate to have more arms and hands to pet more puppies.

I have no doubt the training data includes drunk players, so yes!

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.

The conservative "nice" is fake. You could follow all but one of their "rules" and they would still cast you down to hell because you dared to use a red pen instead of black pen one time 20 years ago.

There will always be something cast as "the other" because at this point rage is their only plan.

Still more coherent than what the Orange Cheeto can actually manage these days

They obviously never ran across the flamboyants before. Their words could give people 3rd degree burns

What if he used a smart fridge?

Are you kidding? Turnip wouldn't tell his family about it, the greedy Oompa Loompa would keep it to himself and his "business" buddies from a certain island

Both situations if incorrectly handled are a problem.

Being good for morale is definitely a good thing. However if that is the main thing someone brings to the table and their work performance is otherwise noticeably lower, then it's on management to manage the person. The other side of it that I have personally seen is that while their work output may be lower, they produce better quality/detailed work as well (but not always, just playing devils advocate).

Being the hard worker producing a lot of output is also generally a good thing, but only if the quality of your work does not suffer and they are not achieving it by overloading/burning out. OK you've done 4x as much work as Bob. But only because half of that was you then having to re-do the work due to errors, missed requirements, etc. Once again, just an example/playing devils advocate as to why more output is not always better.

In most countries charities have reporting requirements and rules to follow to stop exactly this method of fraud.

Taxpayer money will be used to refund businesses.

People will not receive a refund.

Prices will not go back down.

#America