PaulBunyan

1 Night in Paris

You can’t just say it, you need to declare it.

Translation:
My local retailer stores their aerosol sprays in locked display cases like the ones shown due to the area youth’s desire to inhale the chemicals. Are the undergarments locked up because of customers like yourself inhaling the fragrance of unsoiled undergarments?

If the Dems voted for the 3rd party candidate instead we wouldn’t be in this place. Thanks a lot, Obama.

It can be both factual and misleading. The misleading part is the kicker here.

There’s a Target logo on a tag on the far left-bottom.

Although Norsemen (Vikingane) is satire, I found the slaves’s makeup to be pretty well done. Chapped lips and other dirty features.

It’s not an American state if they don’t omit the indigenous folk

Maybe you’re missing the fact that they gave you a sauce packet that says “You’re cute!” Dude’s trying to flirt?

Are you saying poop can be religious? It’s an inanimate object so I disagree. Your whole comment is dumb.

See I ignored the rest and just assumed. That’s how.

1800 tickets isn’t much. Like when Luigi: the Musical sold out the first run, but it was just 294 tickets (6 shows x 49 seat venue).

Welcoming them and respecting them are two different things. They will get my respect when they right their wrongs, not just change their minds.

If someone says they’re one day sober they don’t get my respect (encouragement sure), but someone that has completed rehab and proven they’ve changed will get my respect.