Pastaguini

joined 5 years ago
[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (8 children)

What comedians are actually good nowadays?

 

It looks like the U.S. will have to pay compensation to Iran and will need to raise sanctions.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Why is the subject line of this email “your niece”?

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that would be a good comedy of errors. Epstein, played by Steve Martin, has to keep up appearances of legitimate tax advice while hiding his child trafficking ring from Noam, played by John Candy. Hilarity ensues as a number of close calls almost reveal the truth.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 36 points 3 months ago

“Canada, if you complete a business deal that benefits you, I will raise taxes on Americans.”

What?

 

It’s supposed to be against human trafficking but it feels like it has the opposite effect. They probably shouldn’t have chosen a model who’s smiling if she’s supposed to be being trafficked.

 
 
 

The tacit understanding here being that the funding and feelings of the police is more valuable than the lives of senior citizens.

 

I mean… no shit. Nobody thought it was.

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

And support their lives through robust social programs, right? anakin-padme-2

 

Definitely ready to replace employees and therapists.