Nonprophet

Is this what we are calling the President now?

Wow. Cocaine really is bad for you, huh?

Narrator: It wasn't

Did... did you interview the intern or where they assigned to you?

Trump: The Trump Airport at Nashville you say? I think that Dolly would be grateful.

Soap? Yeah me too

So are you!

Lulz.

Wow, this place really IS like Reddit!

Fake News!

He is not going to GIVE it away, he is going to SELL it! Duh!!!

Chess is a strange game. For me, the only winning move, is not to play at all.

America! We're number ONCE!!!

'The US is no longer a nation. It's a pile of debt and assets that are being financialized, picked apart like buzzards would a carcass.'

In a trench coat!