I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.
MuffinHeeler
joined 3 years ago
The quotes are from his estranged wife. So he hasn't held together a marriage.
I have fond memories of sitting drunk on a driveway waiting for the promised cab for hours. Because if they drive up and didn't see you, they were gone.
My kid refused to wear their gloves last week. So I guess they'll never wear them unless we go to the snow.