Migmog

joined 2 years ago
[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Beard looks good! Keep it!

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

My phone already has my finger prints and my face id, is this the next biometric that I'm going to need to record to access my bank account?

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Diddy king is best of all! Don't forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You forgot hog ties.

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 98 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It'll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

For kids the leash is supposed to be psychological.

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Could juvenile vampires break into an unowned or abandoned home? What if they were actually hired by the local government to demo an abandoned home? Is that enough consent?

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But Wikipedia isn't a company. It's a non-profit foundation.

[–] Migmog@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who are "they"?