Not sure if that's your case as well, but I remember that there was an issue with Intel Bay Trail tablets where the BIOS/UEFI was 32bit but the CPU could support 64bit OS just fine. You just need to get a special bootloader that will boot 64bit Linux kernel from a 32bit UEFI (which is not normally supported)
Here's one reference https://github.com/dmotte/misc/blob/main/knowledge/linux-x64-grub-uefi-32bit/README.md - it should be possible for you to use a 64bit Debian, but you'll need to get your hands dirty.
Yeah, it's not even capitalized in the source article, so OP just invented a new unit to be 4-6x more outraged, lol.
Unless it refers to the famous Really Outrageously Wide Stack, usually representing stacks of 16386 records each. Omg, it's over 8 TRILLION pins!
In short, Pinterest sucks and OP enjoys clickbait writing style. Avoiding both is probably the best way forward.