InevitableSwing
The fucking site nagged me to turn off my adblocker and it turned out the fucking article is ~167 words.
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Tesla has recalled a total of 173 Cybertruck models from the 2024-2026 model year equipped with 18-inch steel wheels due to a potential wheel-stud failure.
Cracks in the brake rotor stud holes could cause the wheel studs to separate from the hub, making it harder to control the vehicle and potentially causing the wheel to fall off, increasing the likelihood of a crash.
Affected vehicles may exhibit vibration or noise prior to wheel stud separation. Tesla says it will completely replace the affected wheel hubs and rotors. The repairs will be conducted at no cost to owners, as mandated by law.
Automakers recall many cars to fix safety defects, sometimes more than once. While automakers try to reach every owner to ask them to bring the vehicle in for repair, they rarely get them all. Millions of vehicles on American roads need free recall repairs. To find out if your car is one of them, check the easy VIN tool at our recall center.
It's a badly written article. Copy and pasting the whole thing in here seemed silly. Here are the money quotes.
I heard from people in Patel’s orbit and people he has met at public functions, who told me that it is not unusual for him to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve, and are engraved with the words “kash patel fbi director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patel’s director title and his favored spelling of his first name: ka$h.
An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, presumably a reference to Patel’s place in the history of FBI directors. In some cases, the 750-milliliter bottles bear Patel’s signature, with “#9” there as well. One such bottle popped up on an online auction site shortly after my story appeared, and The Atlantic later purchased it. (The person who sold it to us did not want to be named, but said that the bottle was a gift from Patel at an event in Las Vegas.)
Patel has given out bottles of his personalized whiskey to FBI staff as well as civilians he encounters in his duties, according to eight people, including current and former FBI and Department of Justice employees and others who are familiar with Patel’s distribution of the bottles. Most of them spoke on the condition of anonymity out of fear of reprisal.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066/
Archive sites aren't working for me.
An r/Austin thread from 11 years ago
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Spotted at the corner of Barton Springs and S 1st
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I've been keeping track of the signs of his I've seen. My list is now --
- beverly springs just ahead
- less condos more condoms
- public notice: that rash won't just go away
- certain mediocrity ahead
- tell me lies! 512-333-1812
- english tooter 512-333-1812
- I fux computers 512-777-1995
- I buy broken dreams 512-333-1984
- r.i.p. weird 1969-2014 we will miss you!
- discount gigolo 512-333-1984
- dallas 0.5 miles ahead
- free boyfriend includes puppy! no baggage! (except puppy) Text: 512-333-1984 now!
- I fix broken women
- Not pregnant? I can help!
- Not suicidal? I can help.
- if you were homeless you'd be home right now
- pillow talk $10/hour 512-777-1995
- free puppies just $20 512-777-1991
- selfie defense training
- dog woking $3/lb 512-489-7510
- seeking sworded love affair 512-489-7510
The last three (selfie defense, dog woking, sworded) are recent, within the last week or two.
