Macy is our quietest entomologist, but she is passionate about outreach. Last week she was attacked by an Arachnus giganticus. It was a close one, but she pulled through in the end!
Easy rule, don't put anything in the oven that doesn't belong in the oven. Plus it is a double oven, so I know the lower is always empty while there might be a cast iron in the top oven.
IDK about smoke detection, but it does shut itself off after a certain amount of time. Years ago I had an ancient GAS oven that I forgot on for THREE DAYS at like 150. I think that was much more dangerous, lol. Those were the best damn pumpkin seeds I ever made though.
Unfortunately, if you put a bounty on something some asshole is bound to start a breeding program.