Freshparsnip

joined 1 year ago
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Are the judges of the highest court in America actually high?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Isn't Trump's house in Florida?

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Trump just wants to get rid of anything good in America. Keeping people safe is "woke"

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

My advice is, anybody who can leave the Untied States should

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of Squid Game

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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wasn't it less than a year ago Republicans were saying they were okay with immigration, they just want people to go through the legal process

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I just want the courts or congress or whatever to officially admit that, I'm sick of the pretense of checks and balances

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can we just scrap the Untied States and start over? This franchise needs a reboot

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

In a sane country, he would be immediately removed from office, or at the very least there'd be a recount

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Put him in a bigger peach this time, so he can't get out

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Put him in a bigger peach this time, so he won't escape

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