Firstnamebunchofnumbers

joined 2 years ago
 

Straits closed due to stingrays and AIDS

 
 

Wake up sheeple

 

If they cant play nice then they cant play at all. Iwill co ntrol the straight.

 

Does anyone have any cool racism tips so i can boost my racism level

 

So basically one of my extended family members trains pointing and hunting dogs and has for years. So one day he was training one of his dogs and all of a sudden a hot air balloon comes down and lands somewhere ahead of him.

His new dog gets spooked and essentially panics. He has to pick up his dog and carry it.

So he walks to the balloon and starts chewing out the dudes inside.

Pilot goes "well, we can't really control where we land"

Family member holds up his gun and goes "But I can."

Anyway dog was never able to go hunting because it associated the gun with the balloon coming out of the sky but was a very nice and sweet family dog.

I think about this story a lot and it makes me laugh even if it is terrible, its like a twitter post in real life

 

Rolling up on ice with half destroyed SVT-40s and 2 tokarev postols that havent been cleaned since world war 2, wearing IKEA bags as tactical rigs and drunk on Vodka

bот он cука

 

I tested out a few swings of a baseball bat onto some rice, and then I started to verbally degrade it. It was okay, but kinda plain.

I then tried oobleck, but it got too dense to physically abuse.

Any tips?

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