Your last post was a thinly veiled rant about SNL, not a question IMO.
False
You're probably asking meta or leading questions that border on trolling.
It matters to distro maintainers, which is why it's everywhere now.
I've never had systemd break either
This is an incorrect assertion. Making common actions self service without needing a human is almost always a customer win. For example automatic refunds on request if your request meets the correct criteria, instead of needing a human to look at it and make an arbitrary decision. Or having a knowledge base of common issues that can help people fix problems on their own without needing to talk to a person. Both are much faster and more repeatable.
2 Posts in 2 days from you about suits huh?
Black shoes look like you're a waiter. Way too formal for most people
Not having to is a status symbol.
I generally don't even bother to correct people anymore, my dog doesn't care.
I'd call it more of a citation
Install wine-staging through your package manager. Every tool you mentioned on relies on that or does something similar itself.
That said, this is an XY problem - what are you actually trying to do?
Tailoring and elastic