Colonel_Panic_

joined 10 months ago

That intuition is correct. Hardware isn't a magical exactly perfect thing every time. Everything has "flaws" and so you set tolerance levels and do your best.

CPUs and GPUs and RAM and drives all have specs they are aiming for, like a CPU manufacturer may want the next chips on the assembly line to be >4ghz, they crank out 1,000 of them and benchmark them. Some hit 4, some do 3.9, some may be 4.1 even. As long as it's above spec it gets labeled the 4ghz Ultra or whatever brand. But the chips that run fine, but are slower, say 3.5ghz, then they just slap the 3.5ghz Mideange Label on those and sell for %20 less. The ones coming out at 3ghz get the Low End Label and are half the price.

That way they sell them all and everyone is happy (mostly).

Also that pesky law of thermodynamics ruins our fun and hardware gets worse over time too. Depends on the defects and lots of variables, but maybe one case didn't cool as well so the CPU gets hotter and it had a defect that degraded it's speed a bit so now that 4ghz Ultra is actually running at 3ghz, but that happened after the user bought it, so it is just "a slow machine" as you said.

It's very real and you aren't crazy for feeling like or even proving that some really are slower than others.

As the other comment said, nearly all "competitive online" games do this. It's MMR/rank/matchmaking/etc.

It literally ranks you and puts you up against similar opponents. If you start winning more it ramps your opponents up to match, if you lose a lot, it gives you easier opponents.

Same with item drops and "loot boxes" or anything "random". They aren't at all random, they are strictly controlled and the percentages and rates are preset, the only random bit is if you or someone else gets the preallocated good item.

The do the math before games launch and adjust over time to make sure people don't get everything they need too fast. Gotta spread it out and give them bites at a set rate so you can maximize their engagement and spending on DLC/Season Passes/Cosmetics/Unique Items/etc.

They artificially make an item rare then charge people $ to get it. It's all fake, all bullshit, you have almost no say in your own experience on most online games now.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 11 points 1 week ago

Isn't it MAGA that always says "If you don't have anything to hide then you don't have to worry" and "Just comply" ?

Weird that their cult leader NEVER does those things.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

You did do it. What a legend. Rest in peace.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm confused, how does one shoot guillotines at someone?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 17 points 1 month ago

"Comply" with 3 conflicting orders being screamed at you behind masks.

Get shot anyway.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 month ago

Do you expect them to hand deliver mail and then also knock like a primitive with their hands?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 12 points 1 month ago

Better than Shoot Loops.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 4 points 1 month ago

A 300 million dollar mansion for one person. A 1.2 billion dollar prison complex for a few hundred people . Everyone else is homeless and lives under a bridge.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if he actually died months ago?

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 2 points 1 month ago

Watched friend fall to their death and it was extra funny because their sudden scream and then silence.

10/10 would play again.

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