Gonna have to see the backflip before you convince me :D
I'd rather see MS paint illustrations than GenAI images.
Brazilians are living in sin. I will never accept their existence.
A woman in South Australia recently got stuck in quicksand.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-01/sa-woman-rescued-in-quicksand/106745068
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06-02/woman-caught-in-glenelg-quicksand-amid-sand-carting/106748818
So you can keep it on your list if things to worry about.
XOR with a one time pad is unbreakable, but xor with a short/repeating key is very much breakable.
I can get behind that. Even more frequently perhaps. Its insane that for a task as dangerous as driving, once you pass at 18, you don't get re-tested until you kill someone...
I have to do anti-sexual harassment training every year for work, communication/math/logic refreshers once a year would actually be a lot more beneficial.
I am not a good sentencer :(
Your last paragragh describes a leader...
Until dressage involves a backflip landing in the splits, they have a long way to go
Agreed, those arent high level manager decisions, but they aren't intern decisions either. They'll be made by a mid level manager or team lead.
The higher up the chain, the less technical and more general the decisions get, but they do still need to have some level of technical understanding, or the direction they point you in could be completely detached from reality.
Im going to assume that "can't give it away" also means that it can't be transferred to my next of kin. Which if you squint hard enough, means as long as the elephant lives, I must be invincible, or the "can't give it away" rule is violated.
So im gonna get creative with my newfound invincibility.
I suppose I should give the elephant a nice sanctuary to extend its life.