Bubs12

Did your wife change her last name to something that is not your last name?

I changed the locks on my house to one with a keypad so I only have to carry a car key.

You had me until the olives.

The White House is undoubtedly a high value target for US adversaries so having a fortified space in the event of an imminent attack is not useless.

Building a bunker at the White House is probably the most useful and appropriate allocations of funds Trump has done.

It’s a low bar, as they say.

Clearly, this is an ad for Hoppers

You can only lower the price while the store is open for business. Any price hikes must be done between business hours. 24 hour stores can raise prices once per day during off-peak hours or something.

We did the DNA test for our mutt. Nothing got above 17%. Too many breeds to name. She’s the best.

Serious question. How are your shits? Every time I start to build my tolerance, I hit a point where I’m paying for it on the back end and I have to scale back.

Seriously! It’s the first movie I thought of. I went to a couple of Lebowski Fests back in the day. So much fun.

The pike roast is the only one that is halfway decent in a pinch. It’s their “light” roast.

He might want to think once before he posts