Biskii

His wife's wiki page is interesting

Wait, I can use my piefed account on Voyager? I didn't realize it could do piefed at all

I just gave it a download. Tested Mega Man 2, and now I'm playing Super Mario Bros. It's really fucking cool

So smooth

Why is it plugged in?

That sure sounds like something a shark would do

Someone came banging on our door, and it scared the cat my partner had, causing it to scratch them all up and get away. As soon as I got the other two pets inside the truck with it running, I ran back in straight to where I thought she'd be hiding. Fortunately I was right, grabbed her, and told my partner to get the fuck out of there

I grabbed one cat while my partner tried to get the other. I left the doors open as I ran out so the dog could follow. Got those 2 in the truck, and ran back for my partner and final pet. We didn't have shirts, but we had our babies

You lost a kid. That's only 7

What's your beef with museums?

Aw shit, I hope I wasn't affec...wait, I use Firefox

One hundred percent southern