Apocalypteroid

joined 9 months ago
[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 11 points 8 months ago

Hmmmm, I wonder why....

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 2 points 8 months ago

Absolutely. I would spend all year planning what I was going to do with my money and working out.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 1 points 8 months ago

There's a family near me in the UK which rides a horse and trap round town. See them parked at the supermarket all the time.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 5 points 8 months ago

If I take a poop while driving does that count?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 10 points 8 months ago

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 4 points 8 months ago

No, you're a cunt.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 3 points 8 months ago

Cover the whole world in gravel!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 11 points 8 months ago

They do best buried quite deep. About 6ft should do it. No need to water.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.org 1 points 8 months ago

I think we'd need to go so far into the subatomic realm for an appropriate violin that even antman would struggle to find it.

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