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Translator note : Keikaku = plan

Oh but I have them !
Every day an email is sent out with the backup status.
Every day I got my email in the morning with the back up logs.
For years.
I associated email received to backup successful, until a month or so when my vpn broke and the emails where just "could not connect", but it took me a while to bother actually opening the message body as it had always been the same for years.

So I'll manage it differently, have the email subject be more explicit about a success or a failure amongst other things.
Always learning :^)

Then it turns out your monitoring system failed and FUCK IT'S BEEN A MONTH SINCE THE LAST PROPER BACKUP

Wait…
What happens if you take the cat out of the box then ?

Good old "don't judge a book by its cover"

Some books have names that don't evocate much, a tame cover and end up being smut books. Quick search brings up "Normal people". Unassuming title and cover, you might guess romance, but quoting an article mentioning it "The sex scenes in this one really do jump off the page".
You might not want your 10-13 y/o reading about that just yet…

Some other might have toxic ideas, graphic depiction of violence, or lots of things you might want a teen to not read just yet.

Fuck I was so eager for the frame, but as a standalone device it'll surely be impacted as well…

Sounds like a solid rec for her usecase :)

I don't know how I should feel about getting this joke

Absolutly amazing, thank you !

I want the POV with the camera, in front of him, as he slips. I wonder if it's been posted anywhere

Excuse my lack of culture, but what's the BOB on the graph before 98 ?

When the bubble pops or deflates, it'd be lowkey funny to see them go : "Heyyyy ! Remember me ? Good old Crucial ? I'm back on the consumer market !"