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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer (theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by mn42@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"The truth is, if Americans just had proper access to lightweight cosmetic products capable of hiding blemishes, eliminating uneven skin tone, and highlighting natural complexion, measles could be eradicated.”

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