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Mage Armor (media.piefed.world)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How many of you waited for the gif to load?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 0 points 9 months ago

For anyone else who needs it:

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mage hand. Target: testicles.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 0 points 8 months ago

Ponder the blue ~~orb~~ balls

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bad plan, wizards are usually very squishy.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Good plan, the wizard makes a better shield/weapon when they stop squirming (aka die)

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't carrying an actual shield be easier and be more durable?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry, is this some NPC thing I'm too Barbarian to understand?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Probably.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 0 points 8 months ago

Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.

[–] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Wizard: I shall also wear armour.

Fantasy lore: no, you can't wear that.

Wizard: why? I'm going to be fighting too. I don't want to get stabbed by the first guy I see and die.

Fantasy lore: no, it wouldn't be fair on the giant dragon or the deamons I'm sending you to fight. Sorry.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

That's why my oblivion play through is a wizard with a shield and heavy armor.

[–] ahdok@ttrpg.network 0 points 8 months ago

A fun thing people often forget about Mage Armor is that you can cast it on other people, which is occasionally even helpful!