this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

dog did it. they was just guarding the evidence.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The narrator: they don't even have a dog.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

A evil dog jumped through the window and broke the vase. It covered its entrance to make the cat look like the animal responsible

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've had cats for most of my life and those are the pupils of a culprit.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was attacked by the Vase. You could have lost me.

It was coming right for me!

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

the floor dealt the fatal blow, with assists from gravity and whoever put that thing in kitty's way.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

The eyes on that cat spell "murder" to me. When my cat looks at me like that, I'm reaching for the cat toys.

[–] Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

It’s the eyes that get me

[–] mobsenpai@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, must be the wind

[–] imgcat@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe you knocked the vase over. Ever, thought about that human?

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I want to believe. I would believe.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh no, that's him officer.