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People wonder why Iβm an optimist. Iβm not really. What I do is expect people to disappoint me. After all, none of us are perfect. When they donβt Iβm surprised. When they do, Iβm not mad, as just met my expectations.
I find people who donβt like other people expect them to not disappoint them and when they do they get angry and upset. Itβs really just a mindset change.
Wrestle the pig first, every day. Whatever is your worst, most unpleasant, annoying task for the entire day, do it before you do anything else. It minimizes your stress and worrying and puts it in the rearview mirror.
For a second I thought you were talking about masturbation.
Well yeah crank your hog first of course
Spank the monkey
Filbert and Heffer playing "Spank the Monkey"
Oh bay bee, oh bay bee, oh bay bee.
Rocko?
Mrs. Bighead?
simultaneous phone slam
There was also that one that was cut from the camping episode.
Rocko is foraging for berries and he grabs one on a bush and the bush recoils and you hear a bear growl. Then a bear jumps out from behind the bush grabbing his crotch and running away in obvious pain.
If you can't find something and you've looked everywhere, get a flashlight and look again while pointing the flashlight. It has worked for me every time.
Same, I found my flashlight that way
I laughed at this because I have around ten flashlights and have absolutely used a smaller flashlight to find my Emisar D4V2 or my beloved DT8
Turn those aux lights on, fam. They hardly use much more power than natural battery internal resistance, and you can't lose it lol
Spit in your toilet paper