Amen.
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Big pudding is trying to hold you back
Can't you read? It's SMALL pudding holding us back!
She used to call me small pudding... 😔
I just found some puddings that were double-size! Someone got a promotion.
Make a whole package and put it in a single bowl, grab a spoon and go fucking bananas! Fuck Big Pudding!
Fuck it, just get a whisk, a bucket, a sack of modified corn starch, a couple of gallons of milk, a bag of sugar, and some vanilla extract/chocolate powder and go to town
You should grow your own corn first.
Listen, if I'm using modified cornstarch it's precisely because I'm too lazy to even heat the milk.
Amen
Prepare a full size pudding. Before it sets, pour it into smaller mason jars. Single-serve at a size you determine!
A full size pudding isn't single serve already?
I would like a middle ground between "snack pack for children" and "impending diarrhea."
I suspect years of shrinkflation have something to do with it.
I'm officially giving you permission to eat two from now on.
Single serve containers are too wasteful. Buy a larger quantity and portion to your hearts content. You’ll likely save money as well. End of rant.
In my region we can buy 500g cups in supermarkets.
... but pudding is very easy to make and the recipes are usually for litres. It's an interesting experience to scratch the vanilla from the pods it grew in and vary the amount of starch to get a different consistency.