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[–] kiku@feddit.org 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

[–] drkt@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 1 year ago

Yes, that's the point.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

"But you're not considering how valuable this experience will be!"

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I'm only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I'm an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don't shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

[–] cAUzapNEAGLb@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully "unpaid" vacation

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

United States

4 weeks of vacation

Lol

If the employee “works” every day of the year they earn -$26000

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My longest vacation was 3 months.*

* …after I got laid off.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 year ago

Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everytime I hear about the need to pay to do a job, my mind immediately jumps to pyramid scheme.

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fact that I’m wondering if it serious or a joke, is worrisome…

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's definitely a joke or some sort of weird art statement, the only thing that bothers me is that I once got my decade-old account banned from LinkedIn for posting a job that they decided was discriminatory because it had a language requirement, and yet somehow this has passed their filters?

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

You say definitely but it could be serious. In China there are people who pay to work, to avoid being « flagged » as unemployed, which apparently is worse than paying for a fake job.

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seriously though… is this shit real?

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Apparently this was some sort of job posting "experiment" from a couple of years ago.

[–] pacology@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Amateurs. Just call the weekly fee tuition, the position a research assistant, and the company a university and they are all set.

Hey, sorry overworked employees. I posted an ad to fill a position so we have enough wiggle room to let you breathe for once, but no one applied. Well, back to work!