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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I feel like it would work better if it wasn't the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

wow... i had to read that 3 times before i found the instrument....

english is my first language...

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Ditto

First read was a normal read. Second read, I thought the joke was that there wasn't an instrument. I had to come to the comments before I saw it lmao

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

That’s a decent joke.

Can anyone trump it?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I noticed right away, thanks to my ASD super power I guess

I don't think it can be that piano to trick people.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sure you harpsichord! Anyone harpsichord do it!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

More like can't see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ever had sax on phone?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

[–] tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Sometimes both!

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it's about context clues not puns.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You very smartphone.