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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

That could look hot with a conventionally attractive belly and perhaps some low-cut pants. Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts, though - exposing your armpits is huge for ventilation.

Hot-girl summer is genderless

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 11 points 10 months ago

Odd choice to not just wear tank tops/undershirts

Oh trust me, they roll those up too. For the full bikini effect.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

That's how it's done in India.

[–] enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

that's why crop top should be more acepted for unisex clothing.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

We must go back to 80's hot guy standards

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Look at them, living life, no micro plastics in sight just red blooded American masculinity and lead poisoning like God intended

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Their clothes are comprised entirely of microplastic floss.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

If you can see the plastics they're by definition not micro!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

We had plastic in the ‘80s.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

They are chock full of microplastics, they just don't know it.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

80s hot guy fashion with 20s body standards

[–] knightly@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago

So long as we're not talking the 1820's

[–] MysteriousSophon21@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah, crop tops for everyone would solve this whole issue and they're way more stylish then rolling up a t-shirt lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

(I hella need to clean the mirror...)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago
[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

You are doing it wrong, according to the wiki you should look like a grandfather and not kickass!

[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

The Balkans have had this ages ago... I guess it was called Balkan Bikini this entire time it's just that no one named it...

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait.

Grandfathers exposing themselves is so frequent that they have a word for it?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago

It's basically a compound word created to describe this phenomenon, don't worry lol

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Where I come from, nowhere near China, it's pretty common to see old men shirtless in their gardens. Hell, my neighbor pretty much just hanged around in his undies all day every day from May to September lmao

Technically now he's a great-grandfather.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's where you steal stuff while you're hanging dong so if you get caught you have a distraction

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not sure it'd be much of a distraction.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Fuckin gottem lol

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it distinctive, though? I went to Mexico and saw this everywhere from folks who seemed like locals.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's very common in Vietnam too

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I do that and I just get called gay slurs.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 months ago

This is all across SE Asia. I've seen it through Cambodia, Thailand, The Philippines, Laos... it's a heat thing.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear poured water unto flannel over shirt, now cool but truck bench is now wet.

[–] Occultist0178@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I don't get why they don't just take off their shirt if its so hot?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because then you have to set it down somewhere

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 10 months ago

I do it all the time and hang it somewhere. off a belt or just keep it round my neck. If its real hot you need to free up the pits.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe they think it's indecent to expose their nipples. We certainly seem to think like that when it comes to women's wear, see regular bikini tops.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I call it Couch Status Quo