"Sharia Law is now in effect, report to your nearest abortion clinic where immigrants will administer your mandatory hormone therapy and distribute vegan sack lunches."
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>Democrats win the midterms in historic landslide
>Texas turns Blue
>Supply of cute, athletic, tan, blue eyed femboys/transgirls goes through the roof
I think order of the events were reverse, actually.
Excuse me for a moment while I take this obviously serious post very seriously.
I can attest, my children just got back from school today and they already had gender re-assigment surgery.
What if I like being occasionally misgendered?
You can have a little misgendering, as a treat
Josh Turek ran ads that said he supported blocking Medicaid funding going to gender-affirming care for transgender Iowans.
Is he, per chance, a family member of Filip Turek, our (Czech) far-right extremist politician?
Glad my work didn't actually delete all of the DEI stuff we were told to. We just hid it.
So like "Yeah, I still have pronouns in my email signature... In an 8 point white font."
I meant more of the backend stuff (am in IT).
I have already reported to the local mosque so we can implement the mandatory sharia law
Do we get the mandatory pediatric bottom surgeries at the Sharia mosque, or just file the paperwork there?
Habibi, do not worry. They take care of everything and I even came away with a free set of buttplugs! A true white glove experience! (Well they were white at the start anyway...)
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Some may even identify as We/Won
One of the last things biden accomplished was to take gender affirmation care away from Trans kids of military members.
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