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[–] warbond@lemmy.world 61 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"If they are driving towards you, deadly force is authorized"

Turns into

"If I stand in their way I get to shoot them"

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And always execute them after moving out of the way when the danger has already been avoided.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

After a whole three seconds of considering the situation, while running with gun drawn

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Yep, south park defense, "it's coming right four us!"

[–] hexdream@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Because they absolutely would never be able to track the vehicle by the license plate, or flock, or just following the car. Execution is the only possible way to resolve a shoplifting dispute.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The downvoters are right: the US isn’t a “regime.” Only the US’ enemies are. That’s just basic math.

[–] guycls@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Strange mathematics you guys have in US

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

it starts to make sense once the missiles hit

[–] Shadisica@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

There's just 4 stormtroopers hanging out at the supermarket, just in case someone steals something?

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] dropdrip@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

The Americans would welcome a change of regime with open-arms and cheering babies. We must invade now!

[–] LocalAreaMan@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 days ago

Bloodthirsty pigs.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

also "shots fired, shots fired at walmart" is a very usian quote.

[–] Newhere@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Ro shoot to the tires is prohibited in uSA when can needs to be stopped? Like in USA you shoot to the driver to stop, but not the wheels ? Sooooo sad for a baby and mom...