*stealing anything at all from a corp.
Fuck, man. I don't care if they're emptying out the cash register at gunpoint. I didn't see shit. (As long as they don't actually shoot the cashier.)
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2026
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i second that
"Weapons and equipment OSP (on-site procurement)?"
Isn't baby formula food too?
Edit: wooo this is my 1000th comment
Back pack hangs on one shoulder, coat open, scratching my head. Anything to attract attention to myself incase there's fascists about (there's always fascists about in a company store).
Why didn't you give them the money to pay for it so it's not even a question?
Because fuck the billionaire class that enslaves us and eats children.