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[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Bruh is OUR word.

Sincerely, Millennials

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Some fucking YOUTH tried to take generational credit for chud.

You little pissant, that's fucking older than millennials! You're even using it the older way!

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Its so old that I ironically tried bringing it back in school in about 2002 and had people looking at me like I was talking shakespearean

[–] LastWish@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Have we all lost the plot and now have lawns with children on them uninvited?

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You guys are getting lawns??

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

No, car infrastructure moved all the kids inside, so there's no risk of that.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

We cant afford no lawns, the battle must be fought over something else.

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

That moment when I've been saying bruh since I was younger than you.

Sit down, squirt.

[–] sepiroth154@feddit.nl 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

You know all those words are about 10 years old now, right?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Bruh is a lot older than that. If Bruh we're a person they would be near retirement age.

So... awesome?

[–] Ftumch@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

Bruh... 😭

[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Gatekeeping is cringe

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Brother, that is our family; it is no lie.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the thug Gandolfini separately would be dope

Edit: Removed

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 6 days ago