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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

I can has lights in my office, electrician came to change all the fittings ( after months of waiting ) . Yay, no more SAD

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Goodnight everyone

sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] TheFailedNinja@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going in to the city for work today. We go in about once a month

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lovely weather for it. Try not to get hailed on. ๐Ÿฅถ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but it's lovely and sunny out there ๐ŸŒž

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

It has been surprisingly sunny considering the forecast. The morning dog walk was surprisingly pleasant, it was 4 degrees and felt like -2, but there was sun which makes it much more acceptable.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm very glad to have an indoor day planned today. Grocery delivery is being dropped off this morning, so I'll be doing some packing of things for the freezer and making another batch of breakfast muffins.

The top temp here (Ballarat) is only expected to be 10 degrees. The whole week ahead looks pretty miserable - the highest expected temp is 13 on Friday, and tomorrow is only expected to get to 9. Plus rain and possible hail.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

I'll be in the Rat for a wedding in a couple of weeks, not looking forward to how bloody cold it'll be.

Enjoy your baking sesh!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Burnt out today. Too much stuff happening the last week or so.

Having a chill the fuck out at home day.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think you deserve a good chill out day. I'm sure Gibson will like having you around to hang out with too.

Cheers :)

She's keeping watch

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿต๐Ÿซ‚

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I please have the rest of the day off and a baguette with too much butter and blue cheese?

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿง€

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

God I'm still so fuckinf salty over Neil Gaiman being an absolute perverted fuckstick. But damn his short stories really informed my personality.

One of my favourites is called Changes, about a man who develops a pill that can just cure cancer. The side effect is it changes the person sex overnight. The short story explores how people start to use it recreationally, discrimination that arises from its use, and how society evolves over the inventors life to incorporate this new way of existing. It's so well written, and I think about it often.

There's so many of his short stories I adore. Why'd he have to go and be such a fucking freak?

I still won't throw them out though, they informed too much of my childhood and I'm too sentimental.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right?! Absolutely fuck him. And her, for knowing and still sending girls to him. It absolutely pisses me off. He was so revered and his work is amazing. I'm down with separating the art from the artist for work you grew up and loved, keeping them, but I sure as shit wouldn't spend any $ on his works now.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Yep! Amanda Palmer is NOT a girl's girl. She's a trafficker like Maxwell, as far as I care. Never liked her music anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

maybe the ability to question our social norms in radical ways comes from the same place where his empathy should be

tho he has a close relationship with his partner and they do evil stuff together, maybe some of the ideas are hers

but now that I think of his books there is no kindness or tenderness in them

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised, I haven't really ever liked her tbh. She comes across as a little sadist imo

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

yup, no kindness, no tenderness

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

get stuck into Pratchett. His worst sin was taking a bit to realise his position of privilege as a white male.

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Completing a cert that I'm over qualified for. Necessary but, man this is going to be a slow week....

one hour in

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Hands are hard!

these are good hands!

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

Ayy, I'm doing a cert that I'm over qualified for too.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Time for some errands then a little gardening ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully your weather is a bit better than mine then, it's freezing cold and raining this afternoon. I took out the compost bucket earlier and that's as close to gardening as I'm coming today.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

a cold front just moved thru as I was getting home 15 minutes ago ๐Ÿฅถ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It should keep moving - it's beautiful and sunny again here!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

I got in about 20 of weed pulling

if I keep at it maybe it will help, just want it tidy now

just got so down about the garden when it was messed up

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was a bit disappointed that the ham I ordered was not available and they refunded me instead of giving me a different type of ham. But then the ham was in the order anyway, so now I'm very happy because I got free ham. It's a total rollercoaster of emotions this morning!

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Now I'm picturing legs of ham sitting on rollercosters, thank you!

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

site: yeah we rebooted the modem but we're still not online this is your fault
me: ok cool, I've raised a ticket, can you please send me a pic of the lights and any flashing sequence
site: We can't find the modem.
me: ....

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah IT. I love yet hate it equally.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The next half dozen emails condensed:

It;s on top of the rack / what rack / the eight foot black cabinet you keep all the equipment you use EVERY DAY in / we don't have one of those do you mean the server? / the lights are off / can you check the plug / its unplugged / can you plug it in?/ where? / nvm I'm sending a tech

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm getting flashbacks lol

Sending a tech is always less of a headache.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I miss L1 ISP support. "can't find your arse with both hands and a GPS? Too bad, can't help ya then"

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Breakfast muffin assembly went well. I bought some 'muffin top' tins that are perfect for cooking eggs in the oven, and I can fit a dozen eggs and a tray of bacon in the oven at once. Assembly and wrapping is still a bit tedious, but I've now got a dozen breakfast muffins in the freezer with a lot less mess and effort than cooking in the pan took.

Now I just need to clean everything up, then vacuum pack all the meat I bought for the freezer.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Flights are booked to visit cousin.

Pretty excited. Never been to Sydney before.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

So happy for you. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

Synney is gorgeous in spring/summer, not so sure about this season. Don't miss the ferry over to Manly and visit the Corso but that maybe that is at it's best in summer. I love their national parks but they are a bit out of town. Also the Queen Victoria Buildings are just beautiful. It's worth taking an organised tour around The Rocks - so much history and a tour guide really helps. If you or your cousin suffer a brain injury during your visit, my son is a neurosurgeon working locally. Just in case you need him.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Sydney disagrees with me. Or the other way round. I'm Blue mountains origin if heading that way, but a tourist site would be more recently updated.

I just bought a $35 memory foam pillow from KMart. Quite an upgrade from my lumpy-no-matter-what, non memory foam $10 KMart offering - but that did a good enough job for 18 months or so. Fingers crossed for comfy

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Mad flapping antsy nonsense after Body Corp AGM. Probably no huge weird bills, aside from water but that is another type of carp.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Had a long meeting get pushed back so it felt extra long. Great use of everyone's time that you talk about what you're going to do, just for everyone to get up and leave for the day

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pizza night

Grilled salmon pizza. Mr Woof got a few bits and was very impressed.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

That looks delicious!!

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

Nice, I wanted to get a larger Airscape cannister for my coffee but forgot to add one when I just got a bunch of filters from Alternative Brewing. This coffee place I like is doing a deal where you can get one shipped with the beans in it. Everything's coming together

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 weeks ago

My mind is all stuck when it comes to the garden.

It needs unKAOSing.

learning to see chaos, to see it's cause, and learning to wrest order and calm from orchestrated dysfunction has been difficult but worthwhile.

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