It must be a KDE version.
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To all the users in chat having issues with klitoris, protip: it requires sudo for pretty much every command.
The Clit is legit
thanks!
I've been looking for that for the past 30 years.
At least the man who provides the documentation is huge.
I'm more of a GIMP guy.
There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
- gimp
- finger
- john the ripper
- libcaca
- toilet
- fsck
unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep
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Don't forget fuck
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bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(
No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.
man klitoris
no manual entry for klitoris
Well that explains a lot.
man klitoris? Don't you mean bussy?
No that would probably be the xfce equivalent.
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klitoris: Permission denied
Only problem with that is most men wouldn't be able to find it.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
Meanwhile, Midnight Commander reads like the title to a pornogram.
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Krusader.
Or nautilus. My assumption is the files are in your sea not in their cloud.
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The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.
(PRO TIP: dolphin is the KDE file manager, dolphin-emu is what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)
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Is the GNOME version called Gock?
We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris
I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.
A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.
The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.
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I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.
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Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)
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GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"
I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".
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Hehe Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 👍
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