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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't know man, rich people seem to be doing an excellent job of saving pdf files all over the world.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago
[–] Switorik@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Those people have their job due to nepotism. You can't rise in the ranks the same way.

[–] j5y7@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I prefer extortion. The "x" makes it sound cool.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 5 days ago

And now they ask you why you didn’t use AI to plan your work too.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 5 days ago

Listen, sport, what you don’t understand is that you can be a great mechanic, but that doesn’t mean that you know SHIT about the race. Fact is, you’re gonna just carefully turn your corners, brake when you should accelerate, and stay in the pit when you could be circling those losers on two broken axles. Yeah, sure, you risk a little spinout once in a while. You just gotta get the car back straight and get in the race again. And yeah, you might crash. That’s why you wear a flame-retardant suit. And yeah, the fiery explosion might kill, maim, and injure all the fans, their children, burn all the small defenceless animals in the vicinity, and the resulting pollutants will likely give cancer to the staff & crew. But that’s what the insurance is for! And yeah, it’s expensive, but y’all got to get together and pool your money, or else people in the racing seat don’t get their trophies for winning, or exorbitant salaries as consolation prizes.