Because I know you love sea men
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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Can’t wait to get into my cabin, boy. 👨✈️
The other guy has that worried look because a nautical mile is 15% larger than a standard mile, so a nautical inch would be 15% bigger.
Meaning if he claimed 8 (which every fucking body on Grindr does) he's 9.2 standard inches, and that man is about to discover what it's like to get a colonoscopy
You’re the first one to actually do the math. Well done. 😃🏆
I didn’t bother when I made this. I just giggled at the notion of a “nautical inch”. 🤗
It's a really clever comic! You're one of my absolute favorites, and a huge inspiration for some of the comics (yet to be posted anywhere!) that I've been making with some friends recently.
But I can't help but wonder... Can I trade that trophy in for a man with 8 nautical inches? ;)
Clever comic? 😳
Huge inspiration? 🤗
I can hardly handle such praise. ☺️
Anyway, I hope to see those comics of yours someday. Also, good luck finding a guy with a huge, nautical wang. 😏
Here's one of ours, my friend came up with the concept for this one
Oh wow. Drawn on paper, realistic body proportions, you even drew fingers. Impressive.
Oh, I get no credit for the artwork! My friend's wife is the artist, he and I are the idea people. He had the initial idea of the Internet being the thing that cost Odin his eye, and we brainstormed and came up with the individual panels, and she draws them out for us. We're calling ourself Gobekli Studios, and the idea is we will have multiple different types of things. Comics, short stories, visual art, and I'm working on a massive TTRPG I'm hoping to release for free soon.
ETA: that made it sound like she's not an idea person. Basically, she does everything we do, plus she's an amazing artist, and she puts both of us to absolute shame lol
To me it’s feels odd to be this collaborative for a 4 panel comic, but if that works for you peeps… 😅
Been doing everything myself for the past six years, from concept to posting online. That way I only have to split the profits one way (0$ / 1) 😜
Yeah, we're collaborative on the big projects, and that sort of trickles down to everything else. Plus, none of us can actually do the visual art except for her, so everything we do will be at least 2 of us lol
Well, keep it up. Let’s see what happens. 😎