this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2026
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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like the sort of photo I would have to send to a dispatcher before they would accept that I need a tow because this pile of shit isn't going anywhere.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its my picture, it blew out on the way back to the yard. It was only about 15 miles away so I told the boss I had a puncture and he brought me this

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks boss! I'll clock out when I'm able to get back to the shop.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think maybe you should've used less understatement.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

"Hi boss, the low pressure tyre light thingy has come on"

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, this is 100% a response to someone's very stupid question.

Some dispatcher that is not allowed to send anyone out until basic troubleshooting is done as you say, or some manager thinking they understand better than you with the question "Well can you try..."

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Joking aside that’s a decent portable compressor. Had one for a couple years. Effective and convenient. Just wish batteries for these things weren’t so expensive, they’re the printer ink of the portable tool world.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When my Makita drill batteries died I was looking for new ones only to find that's it's cheaper to buy a whole new drill with batteries than to just replace my dead batteries. Absolutely stupid and wasteful.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The batteries inside the pack are far cheaper. Opening the pack to replace them will be a challenge.

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah they usually have a chip in them tho. If the voltage gets below a threshold, the chip disconnects the cells from the output. The idea is the cells are probably damaged beyond recovery at that point and attempting to use or charge them is a fire risk.

But another result is when people replace the cells, the battery still won't work. And because right to repair laws are still a joke, the people making either the tools or the batteries don't release any documentation about what chip is used or if/how it can be reset once new cells are inserted.

I had a pretty nifty cordless vacuum cleaner which had a battery built in. The battery wore out, so I looked into replacing it. But it was a nightmare. All plastic clips that broke when trying to get stuff apart. A ton of hidden screws and the worst part: the cells were all encased in a lot of plastic, a tape like stuff and what looked like epoxy. Plus the connections were spot welded. In the end I gave up and bought a new corded one. A waste to replace something that could have been repaired, had it not been terribly made. The new corded one will last longer I hope and at least remain at max power till it dies.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you remove and replace the BMS you can keep using the pack. This of course assumes the manufacturer wasn’t a real bastard and chipped each battery with some kind of proprietary key for the unit.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I think the way forward is to 3D print a case and wire the batteries yourself. Getting a 3d printer isn't cost effective but maybe someone's already selling kits online. Hopefully the chips can be faked easily.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re super handy some of these can be cut apart and batteries replaced. I did that for an old craftsman drill. Worked until the motor quit.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was surprised how good these are - can easily inflate a telehandler tyre

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's a makita. It can do it.

[–] mcSlibinas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Overhyped overpriced makita cannot fill even relatively small tire!

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

A perfect photo for "no logic, all wishful thinking" if I've ever seen one.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All you need is patience. Lots and lots of patience.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 weeks ago

A huge amount of duct tape might help too lol

[–] twotonebax@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Me going through the motions with Dell support fully knowing the steps they're making me do to troubleshoot to get through their scripted bullshit won't do a damn thing.

[–] olof@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tyre go poof.

Machine pumps air into tyre.

All air goes out through the gaping hole.

Tyre does not get inflated.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The tires are ripped, which means that they are incapable of holding air pressure. As any air pumped in will just blow out through the rips.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Trucker: "Boss, I need a tow. Tire blew out."

Boss: "Have you tried pumping up the tire?"

Trucker: "It's a huge fucking hole. Pump isn't going to do shit."

Boss: "I'm not calling for a tow unless you try pumping it first."

Trucker: "Fine. Here's proof that I tried pumping it first."