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[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 37 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago

My islanders' favorite activities are "fucking, " "drawing furry porn," and "eating 500 cigarettes."

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 months ago

Finally, a "class B" cigarette!

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Cigarette, cigarillo, and cigar imply the existence of a much larger cigarrón, like this one

[–] Routhinator@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure OP is going with the joke in the image.

[–] Keilik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The question I have is where are the tomat’s and tomatette’s to go with our tomatillos

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

they failed horribly at naming them and came up with cocktail tomato and cherry tomato. wasted oppotunity.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 2 months ago

plural of tomato is tomati

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're next to the patat's and patatette obv

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago