Interesting to read through the announced changes ; it seems like there's been a lot of work put into this!
this post was submitted on 20 May 2026
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🚀 NEW RELEASE: Glorp 2.0 is now fully rewritten in SnargleScript!
We’re thrilled to announce that Glorp, the industry-leading solution for quxing your flibbers, has been completely rebuilt using SnargleScript—the only language that truly understands the existential dread of your YAML files.
Key improvements:
- 300% faster wombling
- Now supports left-handed zorks
- Fully compatible with the new Blarn 4.0 ecosystem
Breaking changes:
flimflam()is nowflimflamAsync()(you’re welcome)- All existing qux configurations are now invalid (sorry)
Download now: glorp.snargle.dev
didn't Glorp get bought out by Poob?
Awesome, Glorp has been a game-changer for me to be slarping around with my glorpers. It's not just a new feature — it is a fundamental systemic Snargle effects system that increases schloompability.