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Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a chop or chopped suey in the house. (lemmy.world)
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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Whydoyouleavethekeyuponthe TABLE !

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought the line was "ketchup on the table"

[–] fascicle@leminal.space 7 points 2 months ago

I always thought it said something about a baby on the table until just the other day I mentioned it to my wife and she was like uh no it says something about keys and my mind was blown, my life is a lie

[–] Klear@quokk.au 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'm SO happy that I knew what that link was before clicking it, even though I know it's a common reference

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

I AM THE TABLE!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

YOUWANTEDTO!!!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Hereyougocreateanother FABLE!

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Back before Adam Corolla fully became the manospheredouche he is now, when love line was a thing …. The day System of a Down came on the show and we finally got the answer to why you leave the keys up on the table.

Those were the daaaaays

[–] ElJefe@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Please. Why’d you leave the keys upon the table?

[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago

YOU WANTED TO!

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Inquiring minds need to know!

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

loveline with bored certified dr drew.
core memory unlocked

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Back when we seriously thought they had sung a song about The Legend of Zelda.

Link! Fill up your hearts! So you can shoot! Your sword of power!

[–] bright@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

YOU WANTED TO!

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 10 points 2 months ago

Wake up!

Grab a Duff and put on makeup!

Hide the donuts on the table!

Here comes Flanders with a Bible!

I don’t think you trust… In my ... self-righteous Krusty Burger. With free fries. For a limited time.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Anyone else seem this version of the song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g-7EJYMWH8&t=3

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup

[–] circlescience@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

In Armenia, first you get the sugar, then the kombucha mushroom people sit around all day