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[–] Pyro@programming.dev 42 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

You must answer their riddles first

[–] bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Only one of us lies, and only one tells the truth...

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

And they both attack anyone that asks them tricky questions.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately, they're all from the chapter "Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters" from The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters by Brian Boone.

> You can eat me, and I’m orange, but in Minecraft, there are no oranges.

> What am I?

> A carrot.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

One desires fish, the other bacon

[–] leriotdelac@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think you might need to solve a riddle...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

And the riddle is “give the cuties whatever they want before they murder you on the literal stairs of death”

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Clearly, a spiral staircats…

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Where is the PassSnax?