Before sending a dick-pic to a lady who didn't ask for it, take a moment of introspection and ask yourself: if she had the ability to put you your ass in the hospital, would you still be sending it? 🤔
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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What if I'm into that
Nah treat the gay dudes like people too. Horny people if so.
I mean, it's the same as writing a woman in fiction. Think of a man, and then remove all reason and responsibility.
She boobed boobingly at her boobs. It’s was boobs-day, meaning her boobs were the most boobiful.
All the male protagonists I can recall wouldn't have gotten involved in the plot if they had reason and responsibility. A story without some sort of fuck up is a boring story.
This is going into the dating app response pool
Save it for Grindr, I've heard they love that shit.
Well mannered bears?
