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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Nima@leminal.space 15 points 3 weeks ago

holy shit. if you are not in the mood to hurt today, I recommend not reading that particular Wikipedia article =(

[–] vratajin@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
...  
Dog: Help  
Dog 911: Are you barking and squealing loud enough to make sure they understand you need them ?  
Dog: More than ever  
Dog 911: keep it up, as long as you are making a lot of noise, they will always come back  
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

This post genuinely upset me. My biggest fear in life is my wife and I dying in some kind of accident, leaving our dogs to slowly starve to death in the house.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Put under “Notes” in your phone’s emergency contact card “Dogs home alone at (address)” and make sure your emergency contact knows that part of that responsibility is minding the dogs if something happens.

There are also apps that can act as a deadman switch and contact someone for you if you don’t check in with it at chosen intervals.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I’ve had the conversation with my siblings about my cat. If anything happens to me, before you go to the hospital or morgue, or whatever, get to my apartment and take care of Leonard.

Don't worry, after a while they will make so much noise someone will call the cops to check on it.

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Cut out lines 3 and 5, give line 4 to Dog911

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

@LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone if the owner doesn't come back, it's a 9/11 for the dog