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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If he's at Dad puns, you might be a grandfather.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I thought when my daughter was born, I'd suddenly be inspired to make great dad jokes all the time, but so far, nothing. It's disappointing. I'm not half as hilarious as the mailman has been recently.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Hehe

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 35 points 4 months ago

but that's not important right now.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 26 points 4 months ago

7yo with some avocado on fork: Dad, would you rather eat avocado or McDonalds?

Me: Hmmm, avocado.

7yo: me too, Mcdonalds would be all concrete and metal.

Me: LOL, well played.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 4 months ago

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 21 points 4 months ago

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, dad, I am son.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Search your thesaurus, you know it to be true.

[–] morto@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

Your kid was born a dad. Be proud.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Omg, I'm stealing this gif. I do have this drinking problem irl.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Awesome, enjoyed Spaceballs and Naked Gun when I was too young to understand half the jokes, spent next 20 years dissecting the jokes to see what I may have missed. Usually nothing it turned out I got to watch way too many R rated movies so besides obvert sexual things it was how I got it.

I always loved the double entendre or just the jokes with two meanings.