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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

apple crumble, plain yoghurt and a cup of black tea please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

๐ŸŽ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

thank you, very inventive ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Can I please have some new medication and some cabbage rolls stuffed with pork and other goodies?

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

and some perfumed face masks for everyone else please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿง…๐ŸŒฏ

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was going to say maybe adopting a kitten/cat would improve your blood pressure.

But then I remembered reality.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

clear skies today ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good morning migraine. And somehow I need to do a fresh install of Windows today because Windows 11 can suck a dumpster of disease ridden dicks.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I grabbed the one off AN (of all places) and have to say that version is fine for me. Been going for 7 months now w/o a problemo. Only use it for DAW / photo stuff though.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you a fresh install or an in place upgrade?

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yea fresh.

Takes forever re-installing all the vsts though lol.

See that was my mistake. I was being lazy lol

So now I've got an extracted list of vsts that I'm collecting the installers for :(

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

tea and aspirin and sunnies and a gentle hug. hope you feel better soon

๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (11 children)

YL is dog sitting (staying at the house). I got this text.

Question: If someone was staying at your house on their own for 2 weeks what might they find strange?

Absence of a tv.

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

What a weird layout the joint is, it's a whole lot of renovations cobbled together. It's a rabbit warren in a trenchcoat ๐Ÿ˜‚. Maybe also all the weird noises and stuff in the main part of the house. But mainly the quantity of art and craft supplies crammed into my part of the house, a fairly small space. I've got enough stuff here to power a small primary school ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

The amount of pointless shit in the shed.

Sometimes some stuff ends up being handy though.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

so many books but very few novels

a complete mish mash of interior design styles

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No microwave. Number of plastic dinosaurs? Number of things that are not black? Ask Witchy I guess ๐Ÿ˜บ

Dinosaurs are not strange. Extinct, yes. Strange, no. At least for anyone that has ever had children in the house plastic dinos are normal.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Giant disco ball in the entry area.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yep. This would confuse. Also the sex room extension.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have been thinking way too much about this sex room thing lately and it just seems inherently creepy to me.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

You gotta watch the show. Some of the rooms were done nice if you don't look at what's hanging on the walls.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

The sheer quantity of tea

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Me, because I never actually left and I'm watching them from the closet

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

looks delicious

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

yup,

had to turn the heater on for the fish ( haven't got his heater yet ) and now I've turned on the heater in my office

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just about to head out to the bakery on the corner for a banh mi and coffee. The word on the street is that they've just done a batch of coconut slice. Does anyone else want some?

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿ”ช ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿš›

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Crispy pork banh mi please ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒถ ๐Ÿฅ–
๐Ÿšš ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿฅค

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I wish to register a complaint. These hot twiggy sticks are not.

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

One minute in the microwave should fix them. I saw this on tv.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Strongly agree. Dip them in one of your hot sauces.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Decided I'm actually not going out today. The weather is just terrible and I want to sit outside lol

Will probably go on Wednesday arvo, as the weather looks better

Time to hurry up and chill

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Give us all a heads up on the time cause down for some b'day drinks :)

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Artemis II Integrity Capsule has safely splashed down. I admit I got a bit teary. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNFcP1QfSp0

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

So good. Textbook. I think I saw 3,200,000 peak viewers on the NASA YouTube livestream.

[โ€“] DolphinLundgrin@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Is anyone here, or does anyone know, a builder in the Preston/Thornbury kinda area who can do commercial fitouts? Nothing high spec, just enough to satisfy council permits and get me started pouring beers. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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