oy, I'll 'elp tha bird out.
one American football field is equal to 2000 kebab stands innit.
fair to say, if you 'ad 2000 kebabs warshing the lipstick off the field would be the least of yer worroies.
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Do the brits wanna talk about how they came up with a "yard" as a measurement?
A football field is three skwerls and 5 / 12 elbows. Now you know it~
Like putting lipstick on a pigskin field
Hah! Just as I suspected, you all only call your sport (also played on a field) "football" when Americans are listening in order to mess with us.
(/j, of course)
ごめんね🙇♀️ 17💄 = ⚾🏟️
I apologize🙇♀️, seventeen lipsticks cover a baseball field!
Er... Non-US countries also use "dozen" and have football fields. The only thing here that's an american measurement is "inches", and she shouldn't have much a problem understanding that since the thing being measured is right in front of her.
This one is reaching.
I don't know about you, but I've never seen someone measure things in football fields except in the US
Also, football field != (American) football field
A football field/pitch is an internationally relatable reference point - it's used all the time to give a sense of scale.
ex:
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-48827490
https://www.sciencefocus.com/tags/international-space-station
Hey-hey, don't bring "dozen" into this filthy discussion, it did nothing wrong!
I'm going to resist the urge to test that. Wait, if you mean American football, I can't anyway.