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[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why don't the pigs have little sailor hats?

[–] PixTupy@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

They do in my mind now. Thank you.

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Congrats, you figured out the worst possible title for the post.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

Or best, depending on your preference. ;)

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago
[–] prex@aussie.zone 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm imagining the LinkedIn page of they guy who collects the semen.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I specialize in the precision extraction of high-value biological samples from porcine models to facilitate the development of groundbreaking, life-saving oncological ocular therapies.

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=linkedin&text=my+job+is+to+get+masturbate+pigs+to+get+semen+to+turn+into+cancer+curing+eye+drops+

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

When I had a Facebook page under job I put "Caprinae parasite detection specialist" which ment I stand around watching goats shit.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

Piglets as the lead photo in an article about pig semen may not be the sales pitch they think it is

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

That it's an explanation raises a bunch of other questions, though

[–] shirasho@feddit.online 10 points 6 days ago

If it works I will not be picky.

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

Start goonin', lil' piggies. We goes rats to save

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Your title took me a few seconds to fully process.