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[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recon this will hold only until someone starts talking about the Epstein files again.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Or until the next time he takes his 'awake' medication, probably close to the same time but it'd be difficult to do a control on the experiment.

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

This is the part where Israel picks up the bombing/keeps going, so Iran retaliates, and the US then swoops back in to "defend Israel from unprovoked attacks".

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago
[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So does this mean the US lost the war??

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shredded cheese and salsa all over the floor and walls.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Oh the humanity!!! Fish fillet all over the oval office walls!

[–] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No way he wrote that himself. He just copy pasted his email from Sharif and added allcaps on words he recognized.

[–] WHARRGARBL@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Has anyone told him that a literate person has commandeered his keyboard?

[–] plateee@piefed.social 11 points 4 weeks ago

He sounds like a sovcit crazy citing things that have not happened.

[–] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The “workable” 10-point plan from Iran:
Guarantee Iran will not be attacked again
Permanent end to hostilities
End of Israeli strikes in Lebanon and against “Iranian allies”
Lift all US sanctions on Iran
Iran opens strait, charges $2 million per ship, shared with Oman
Reparations from US for reconstruction
No change to Iran’s nuclear program

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

a win fot Iran. a loss for Tump. Art of the deal

[–] RePsyche@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[–] arcine@jlai.lu 7 points 4 weeks ago

Consummated !? They're going to fuck !!?

Infrastructure Week delayed yet again…

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Does this mean they're opening the fuckin' strait?

And milania totally loves him