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[–] dockedatthewrongworf@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hope everyone had a good weekend! Gotta be better than the astronauts on the Artemis II mission. Apparently the toilet is blocked!

[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do you unblock a space toilet?

I'd say they should call a plumber but the call out fee would be astronomical!

[–] No1@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago

I'm an expert on space, because I've seen a lot of movies.

What you need to do is knock a hole in the spacecraft near where the blockage Is, and that will suck everything there out into the vacuum of space.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Liar! No such thing! Impossible!