this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everyone in on it has sold, got to create a low point to buy again.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone in on it has sold

To whom? Who has the loose currency to absorb assets at these prices?

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Oh? I could have sworn it was a touch shy of the $19T market cap for the MAG7.

Hell, it's shy of the $10T in market cap of all US 401ks combined.

So I gotta keep asking, who is actually holding these bags?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know. I don't play this game. I just suffer like most of us at their whim.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I don’t know.

Seems like a vital part of the "All the savvy insiders have exited the market" theory of the economy.

[–] pathwonder@kopitalk.net 7 points 1 week ago

See you guys Monday for the news Trump will change his mind for the next pump and dump.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Little late for Pammy to give a fuck now. :)

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

yet the millionaires and billionaires who speculate on downturns and the millionaires and billionaires who sell stocks and then buy them all back just made a killing.