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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A series of alarm clocks that lead into the bathroom so you may as well take a shower while you're turning them off. You're at war with your sleepy self. When they develop countermeasures against this strategy you must develop new weapons against them